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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can’t believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says…….. .."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Eeeeemmm…. what can i say about ME?.well. i luv slepin.. i think i’m vry annoying most of d time… i’m extreamly lazy whn it comes 2 studyin.oopss should i have said that?i love track&field!i love running!i lov the guitar but i suck @ it!i lov both the sciences n the arts bt while i take the sciences seriously art is resrved mainly for expression frm within"it’s an esence of the soul.i write poetry nowadays thankx 2 dervin!.i tink love is the greatest power on earth.and ur not a complete person if can’t love everyone around you and that only truely brave people can look at the people they love most, in the eye and say I LOVE YOU!(hard2believe?try it!)i like laughing bt more importantly i like the people around me laughing as long as it’s not at me!!i’ve done some crazy things just for laughs..wait i still do that!there are alot of things i don’t believe in and at da same time there are alot of things i do believe in like  the power of prayer n how not everyone is who they seem to be…i think if everyone in the world had peace,compassion&gnerosity there would b no suffering,although it seems imposible, if everyone contributed even in the smallest way the world we live in today would be a better place..BUT i accept dat things happen for a reason some we see some  r too great to be encompassed by the human mind!hey theres no denying the infinite possibilities&predicaments of the universe so till then i"LL b playing my part and living each day to da fullest.feel free to join me!

somedays im blue

some days im pink

soma days it gets so bad i just cant think

and everything just starts to stink!

some days i laugh till i cry and somedays i just wanna die.

where r we all goin?whether v r runnin o crawling our destination isn’t in living bt in dieng.For d only thing certain whn we r born is that one day we will die.In death there is no divide it just equalizes the human race.

HAHA!yES Iv already been told im mAD.

P.S:i love hugging and love getting hugs!!!<div>

Is there any knowledge in the world which is so certain that no reasonable person could doubt it? -Bertrand Russell " ?????

so i ask myself can I be certain of anything?

Do my senses provide me with valid knowledge??????How do I form concepts???????Do I have free will???????or is it all merely an illusion???

what about my aesthetics??? can i discrimanate yet be sensitive?

is my sensory discrimination, more linked to pain or pleaures??

are the things i find beautiful..beautiful to all or just to me?
does what i find, not fit into hearts, minds, thoughts of mankind?

does it escape mankind?

or are my pains not painful…??

are they just a state..not a feeling…a chemical reaction…nothing more…

i love the words of this songgg…

In the day
In the night
Say it right
Say it all
You either got it
Or you don’t
You either stand or you fall
When your will is broken
When it slips from your hand
When there’s no time for joking
There’s a hole in the plan

Oh you don’t mean nothing at all to me
No you don’t mean nothing at all to me
But you got what it takes to set me free
Oh you could mean everything to me

I can’t say that I’m not lost and at fault
I can’t say that I don’t love the light and the dark
I can’t say that I don’t know that I am alive
And all of what I feel I could show
You tonight you tonight

Oh you don’t mean nothing at all to me
No you don’t mean nothing at all to me
But you got what it takes to set me free
Oh you could mean everything to me

From my hands I could give you
Something that I made
From my mouth I could sing you another brick that I laid
From my body I could show you a place God knows
You should know the space is holy
Do you really want to go?

lucky are those who have been blessed with fairy tale lives..

they say noone lives a fairy tale life..coz fairies don’t exist so how can tales about them exist…

so does that mean noone is blessed?

but i say if u have someone to love nad someone to love you..u’r blessed already…

IF I NEVER KNEW YOU (Jon Secada and Shanice)

If I never knew you If I never felt this love I would have no inkling of How precious life can be And, if I never held you I would never have a clue How, at last, I’d find in you The missing part of me In this world so full of fear Full of rage and lies I can see the truth so clear In your eyes; so dry your eyes And I’m so grateful to you I’d have lived my whole life through Lost forever If I never knew you If I never knew you I’d be safe, but half as real Never knowing I could feel A love so strong and true I’m so grateful to you I’d have lived my whole life through Lost forever If I never knew you I thought our love would be so beautiful Somehow, we’d make the whole world bright I never knew that fear and hate could be so strong All they’d leave us were these whispers in the night And, still, my heart is saying we were right Oh, oh If I never knew you (There’s no moment I regret) If I never knew your love (Since the moment that we met) I would have no inkling of (If our time has gone too fast) How precious life can be (I’ve lived at last) I thought our love would be so beautiful (so beautiful) Somehow, we’d make the whole world bright I thought our love would be so beautiful We’d turn the darkness into light And, still, my heart is saying we were right We were right And, if I never knew you (if I never knew you) I’d have lived my whole life through Empty as the sky Never knowing why Lost forever If I never knew you

from mandana.

life is like a ball of yarn…you watch it unwind…

is what u asked for?

in the end i’ll be just fine..

hoping for what im waiting for…will it be a matter of time??

i go down the highway in my mind..passing all the places that i could have turned…

now im here and i dont know why…

theres always another wound to discover…always something more i wish he’d say..

is that only what im waiting for??

a tribute to my best friend:

i could hardly believe it when i heard the news that day…

you were leaving..

from the look upon your frail face and body i knew it was true

how am i supposed to live without you?iv loved you your whole life long how am i suppose to carry on?…

you were my best friend… 

you were always happy to see me..

you never had to speak but yet a million words were said..

now to see your heart ceasing my whole world is collapsing..

then u left me and everything became a blur ..my eyes still sting..

for you a song i sing a song of love and gratitude for all u were to me and brought into this life that is mine..

i hope u are in a better place looking down on me a with a snile on ur face and a wag n your tail..

i hope u know not a day goes by that to remember u i fail.

by,

grace

you know how they say love i blind???
then why is that things like looks and lingerie matter?

i know ppl like bloging their daily doings…
but a few years down the road i doubt that id care what movie i watched..
so i blog my thoughts n feelings… coz a few years down the road it would be nice to look back and read what i was thinking and feeling..

and maybe even see a change in pattern of my behaviour as the years roll by…

so back to the heading…

why do looks and lingerie matter?

why are people so obsessed about things so menial in  a ralationship???

is that what love is?

so if a guy says he "loves" a girl coz she’s drop dead gorgeous and a month later if she gets hit by a truck and is crippled for life…will he still love her?

probably not right? coz the irony of this is it wasn’t her he loved but the way she looked…

so it isn’t love…it was just an attraction…

why call it love…

if such a guy told me he loves me..it wouldnt mean a thing to me!

loving someone and loving chicken curry are two diff things…

noone wants to be chicken curry!

haha…well that was weird…