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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can’t believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says…….. .."HEBREWS"

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Eeeeemmm…. what can i say about ME?.well. i luv slepin.. i think i’m vry annoying most of d time… i’m extreamly lazy whn it comes 2 studyin.oopss should i have said that?i love track&field!i love running!i lov the guitar but i suck @ it!i lov both the sciences n the arts bt while i take the sciences seriously art is resrved mainly for expression frm within"it’s an esence of the soul.i write poetry nowadays thankx 2 dervin!.i tink love is the greatest power on earth.and ur not a complete person if can’t love everyone around you and that only truely brave people can look at the people they love most, in the eye and say I LOVE YOU!(hard2believe?try it!)i like laughing bt more importantly i like the people around me laughing as long as it’s not at me!!i’ve done some crazy things just for laughs..wait i still do that!there are alot of things i don’t believe in and at da same time there are alot of things i do believe in like  the power of prayer n how not everyone is who they seem to be…i think if everyone in the world had peace,compassion&gnerosity there would b no suffering,although it seems imposible, if everyone contributed even in the smallest way the world we live in today would be a better place..BUT i accept dat things happen for a reason some we see some  r too great to be encompassed by the human mind!hey theres no denying the infinite possibilities&predicaments of the universe so till then i"LL b playing my part and living each day to da fullest.feel free to join me!

somedays im blue

some days im pink

soma days it gets so bad i just cant think

and everything just starts to stink!

some days i laugh till i cry and somedays i just wanna die.

where r we all goin?whether v r runnin o crawling our destination isn’t in living bt in dieng.For d only thing certain whn we r born is that one day we will die.In death there is no divide it just equalizes the human race.

HAHA!yES Iv already been told im mAD.

P.S:i love hugging and love getting hugs!!!<div>